Kevin Smith's take on 'The Passion'

I'd much rather have seen this movie:

He said he would have started with the crucifixion instead of leading up to it the whole movie... But as Jesus was on the cross, two ninjas would sweep in and kill all the centurians around and then one of them would have climbed up onto Jesus' cross with a hammer. While pulling out the nails Jesus would be saying, "But I'm supposed to die..." and the Ninja responds by throwing him over his shoulder and, descending the cross, would say "Not on my watch!"

The two ninjas would, of course, turn out to be Jay and Silent Bob.