Because in 10 years, "Rovian" will be as common a word as "metrosexual"

We all know Karl Rove is a genius, possibly even an evil genius, depending on whether you hail from a bruise or blood colored state, but even secure in this knowledge, he never fails to surprise. Amidst a national scandal over undercover CIA operatives that's sadly unrelated to the events of Mission: Impossible but does include a cool-sounding spy thing called a N.O.C. list, Rove, the man who's taking the brunt of the media drubbing, switches gears entirely. He wants to talk about healthcare! From a recent White House pool report:

At one point, Reuters reporter Adam Entous felt a tap on his shoulder. It was Rove, who handed him a small bottle of Tylenol PM pills. "You look like you could use this," Entous said Rove told him.

Ten bucks* to the first one who spots a Daily Kos poster suggesting that Rove is implictly sponsoring Tylenol, and this is just another example of his insidious backdoor linkings to that evil of capitalist evils, Big Business.

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*A figurative ten dollars, because I am poor. And if I wasn't, do you think I'm going to give you ten dollars?