Cooter crows

According to IMDB News, the original Cooter from the TV version of Dukes of Hazard is incensed with all the crass goings on in the upcoming remake. Kids these days!

"Sure it bothers me that they wanted nothing to do with the cast of our show, but what bothers me much more is the profanity laced script with blatant sexual situations that mocks the good clean family values of our series. Now, anybody who knows me knows that I'm not a prude. But this kind of toilet humor has no place in Hazzard County."