William Castle is Expecting Royalties

Speaking of bad movies, how excited am I about Night of the Living Dead 3D? That's so obvious I won't even answer it. That's right, kids—THREE DIMENSIONS OF HORROR. Or whatever the tagline is going to be. Bad horror flick bonus: It’s got Sid Haig in it, who not only played a psychotic on a killing spree in The Devil’s Rejects, but also appeared as a psychotic clown-cannibal in House of 1000 Corpses and as some other sort of undoubtedly psychotic character in the made for TV movie about (natch) killer psychotics, House of the Dead 2. Oh to be a bald, struggling D-list subgenre movie star favored so much by indie celebrities and former future-metal musical wackos turned third wave psuedo-grind-horror mavens that you can make a livelihood off of playing cannibal clowns who wear undersized U.S. flag hats. How awesome is America?