How Not to Write Music Journalism

I was going to give a drubbing to this Washington Post story on a local teen screamo band--yes, that's an actual genre, no it's long since cool--which reads like a story a 14 year old might turn in with his application for the school paper, but DCist has my back, calling the story "completely perfect in its lack of value." To give you an idea of how bad it is, it makes me long for eloquence and critical savvy of Rolling Stone.