ATTENTION, CONSERVATIVE MEN: conservative women here.

After starting the day with some exciting CEI-Wonkette crossover action, I’ll finish it with even more colleague-related news. For those who qualify as District-area denizens (even those living in the remote Farlington), AFF, a great group of young conservative professionals that I occasionally write for, is hosting one of their regular roundtables, this time on the certain-to-be divisive topic of “What Do Conservative Women Want.” Incidentally, this was the original name of the popular Mel Gibson movie which later, as we all know, was changed to The Passion of the Christ. Blogger, writer and newest CEI policy star Brooke Oberwetter will be moderating, and fellow CEI communications staffer Richard Morrison will provide the lone—and sure to be ridiculed—voice of male, libertarian sentiment to the evening’s festivities. So for all those confused, right-leaning, liberty-loving, male policy wonks out there, trying desperately to figure out what it is their Ann Taylor clad female counterparts want, this could be the answer! Or it could be a night of controversy, pontificating, and hilarity. Either way, there’s alcohol and conservative punditry, which, as Wonkette knows, is always a good time.