Witty wonder

Apparently, Aaron Sorkin talks just like one of the interminably clever characters that populate his shows, or at least that's the impression I get from this:

When ABC insisted on using a laugh track to punctuate his short-lived ABC comedy "Sports Night," the writer-producer told the New Yorker that the experience made him feel "like I've put on an Armani tuxedo, tied my tie, snapped on my cuff links, and the last thing I do before I leave the house is spray Cheez Whiz all over myself."

If only all crackheads could write (or say!) lines with this much zip.