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Harry Knowles, reviewing the film adaptation of first-person shooter PC game Doom, has this great line (buried, as usual within about 5000 words of unreadable shit):

Later – when [The Rock] actually gains access to [the BFG], it is the most amazingly hilariously awesome case of a gun boner that I’ve ever seen.

Knowles is one of the most sophomoric, blithering jabberjaws on the internet - and that's saying something - but when it comes to lovably brutish movies like Doom, he gets geek glee like few others.