James Lileks on Wookie rednecks

James Lileks addresses his clever, amusing thoughts on the latest Star Wars installment, including this deep insight into white, Southern Wookie culture. Howard Dean just hates these guys:

Not enough Wookies. And I don’t see them as the kind of guys who’d use a bowcaster, frankly; they seem more like shotgun types. You would not want to fight an army of a pissed off Wookies with shotguns. I bet they drink, too. They’re probably always drunk all the time, which is why their language seems so incoherent; for all we know they’re not saying anything at all, just yelling. Because they’re all hammered.