Hilary Duffle bag

It's not as if anyone is convinced that Hilary Duff movies are anything but tween-pandering dreck. However, just in case you weren't sure, or maybe needed a refresher in pithy ways to dismiss a n adolescent fluff film, IMDB's summary of reviews for her new movie, The Perfect Man, is on the job:

The Perfect Man, starring Heather Locklear and Hilary Duff, is being offered up this weekend as "counterprogramming" to Batman Begins, which opened on Wednesday. Many critics suggest it really amounts to no competition at all. "The Perfect Man takes its idiotic plot and uses it as the excuse for scenes of awesome stupidity," writes Roger Ebert in the Chicago Sun-Times. Lou Lumenick in the New York Post scores it for its "sticky, straight-to-video caliber." Likewise Jami Bernard in the New York Daily News describes it as "this nondescript piffle." And Jan Stuart in Newsday proffers this advice: "If you are planning on seeing the new Hilary Duff comedy over Father's Day weekend, show Dad how much you care. Leave him home."

PS - That's two posts about irritating Hil(l)arys today. How do you (dis)like yours - one "L" or two? Maybe if The Perfect Man had been a satire about Bill Clinton...