The Battle of the Sexes

Scenes from an all-girl rock (rawk?) show:

The whole all-girl thing—it was weird. Here, a girl steps on my toe, apologizes profusely. Elsewhere (like, say, Dan Deacon at the Silent Barn last Saturday), boy elbows me in the face, responds, "Oh well, I'm a douchebag" and turns back around. Here, people used the word "concert" and "club." Elsewhere, this was a "show" and a "gallery." Here, one girl beside me truly thought she was being clever by hollering, "Free Bird." Elsewhere, she would've gotten a beating—and I would've thought about delivering it.