Cooking for social justice.

OK, I haven't actually read the entire New York Times today, but I'm going to go out on a limb and claim that the following sentence is the most ridiculous, most awesome line in today's paper:

At 16, Ms. Moskowitz dropped out of the High School of Music and Art in New York to follow bands, live in squats in the East Village and cook for social justice.

I imagine this involved her cooking up meals, handing them out, and declaring, "Justice is served!" This person also has a show called "Post Punk Kitchen," which we all know is just a lame retread of Spencer Ackerman's original punk rock kitchen. I mean, honestly.