Do you have what it takes to be a citizen?

As the talking heads blather on with their vapid non-analysis tonight, I'll be heckling poll returns from an undisclosed location. For those of you still looking for a party, however, let me at least reccomend the virtual equivalent: everyone's favorite salsa-dancing paleocon, Michael Brendan Dougherty, will be posing as Comedy Central's token conservative at their InDecider Blog. Any drinking game for the evening should involve taking a swig any time a news anchor says anything resembling "in an extremely tight race," which would include phrases like "coming down to the wire," "too close to call," and "just edging out." If in doubt, drink (a motto that works on more than just election night).