File under: late reviews of movies with annoyingly long titles

I wrote this a while ago, but for any number of reasons, it was only recently posted. As if to prove my article's point, the film already seems to have faded on from public discourse. However, if you're still interested, here's my take on Andrew Adamson's wafer-thin, barely vanilla adaptation of The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.